October 2011
1 post
I wish I had a river so loooOOOonong / I would...
love ya Joni
August 2011
1 post
Why does my eReader make me feel like a dad
June 2011
3 posts
1 tag
“I used to think John Waters movies were on the outlandish side until I came to...”
– Sarah Vowell, Assassination Vacation.
Let’s all agree never to use the word “utilize” ever again. It sickens me.
I think I might actually hate street festivals, now that I think about it.
May 2011
4 posts
“Twitter is public and Facebook is basically public,” he said. “What else are you going to use?” —John Winter, develop of Frenzy, a limited social network site. [NYT]
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO USE?
WHAT ELSE?!
Can’t believe I’m getting a B in “Intro to Film” because I skipped the screening of Singin’ in the Rain to have margaritas with the boyfriend. Who knew the final would be 30% plot questions on that damn Arthur Freedman vehicle? Moral of the story: DON’T SKIP YOUR CLASSES, KIDS. Also, don’t let your adviser trick you into not taking things Pass/Fail when...
http://www.antiwar.com/blog/2011/05/01/we-got-him-times-to-bring-the-troops-home/
“Bin Laden, in one of his messages, once boasted that he would bankrupt America, and indeed his prophecy is in the process of coming true. In response to 9/11, we launched two major wars and several less obtrusive military operations, rampaging through the Middle East and reaching deeply into Central Asia. It...
the way The Daily What glorifies Obama grosses me out.
April 2011
9 posts
cleaning moldy things with bleach is the new peeling off the thin plastic film from electronic displays
Deep-procrastination FB realization: “Holy shit, why am I stalking Jenny A. so hard right now?” All of her photos are making me want to go to a musical.
I feel happy and yellow
so much water already! jesus! my stomach hurts!
I HATE ANTIBIOTICS STOP DEHYDRATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
At what point do you come clean and tell the person you’re dating that you have a blog?
"The Censored War and You." →
“But who is to say we would have re-elected George W. Bush in 2004 and allowed this war not only to last on two fronts for nearly a decade, but sit passively by while another one in Libya is opened up, if we were to really know how disproportionately ruinous the war has been—for our young soldiers, as well as civilians—to anything positive we’ve accomplished in Iraq or Afghanistan so...
The Danger of Night Napping
sheeit.
I made myself laugh yesterday thinking about the best sentence structures 2 Make Yr Paper Sound Good and then I got pre-nostalgic for the day when I don’t bust out a “not only, but also” while supporting some quotation for somethin :/
March 2011
17 posts
ear drainage. eww.
steroids are great!
"Keep in icebox after opening"
“We found this great flavor while traveling Morocco on bicycles.”
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The marketing all over organic/natural products is so obnoxious. Hey, self-righteous dum-dums! You’re still just selling a consumable good! The first two ingredients are water and sugar. Morocco: they put sugar in their tea!! Yummmmmmm, right??? STOP TRYINA TRICK ME WITH YR HANDWRITING-STYLE FONTS
Re: Sartorialist's "On the Street....Angelika,...
I have an opinion! Probs no one cares; so I’ll put it here!
I’m not so much offended by the choice of the word “curvy” as the Sartorialist’s writing style. His photography is great and eye for fashion fierce, but his voice is weak. I think this voice detracts from the power of the blog’s photography. I know I’m not the only one who notices this!
somehow when you smile, it can change bad weather
Note to self: @DMVFollowers is not the “Voice of the [Department of Motor Vehicles]”
1 tag
thus, u kno
The more I like someone, the crazier my text message grammar becomes. It’s my little way of giving the finger to my English degree.
I change my gender to male on facebook, and still with the egg donor ads! DIES IMMORTALES!!!
Goodness gracious raw garlic you taste so good to me these days. Apologies to dude and anyone else who catches a whiff of my fire.
the five senses!
ladies day or somethin'
don’t settle til you’re sassified.
The Onion: Ask A Man With A Russian Accent Trying... →
march 12, menomena, asheville, orange peel. who wants to come?
February 2011
22 posts
1 tag
on-air spaz over yo la tengo vinyls? check.
JAHEIM! love you.
GRADUAL TANNING LOTION TIME
If I'm less of a narcissist than you are, am I...
because I feel like I am. Tweets are lame! I’M COOL.
“I came to dance, not to socialize.”
– mothaf’n ROBYN
"Some of you may end up being social networking...
—User Documentation professor
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
“In other words, TYTF, destroy the only home your kids have known and put...”
– Dan Savage
Four Tet I wanna see you play live again so bad!! Also, Kieran, I wanna marry you.
why do I have a crazy forearm rash…. itchhhyyyyyyyyyy & grosssssssssssss